Akazukin Chacha Chacha Does Radio! Written by: HolyUp Chacha Notes: I'm always playing with silly ideas and new formats for my fanfics. This is supposed to be silly and humourous, so it's probably gonna suck. ;P This contains minor spoilers if you haven't seen to the end of the Akazukin Chacha television series. Oh, and as always, I don't own the Akazukin Chacha characters. I'm just borrowing them for a while. = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = Chacha Does Radio! - = Starring: = - Radio Announcer Chacha Riiya Shiine - = Guest Starring: = - Marine Mermaid = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = Announcer: Hello everyone! Thank you for tuning in to MahouGakuen radio. We have a special guest with us today. Chacha, the current world's best magician. Chacha: Hi everyone! This is so exciting. I'm on the radio! Okaasan, Otousan, are you listening? Riiya: Oi! What about us? Chacha: Riiya, sugoi! You're here, too? Shiine: Hai! We're here, Chacha-san! I'm Shiine-chan, everyone. Riiya and Chacha: Yay! We're on the radio! Yay! Yay! Shiine: Chacha-san..? I'm on the radio, too. Chacha-san..? Announcer: Uh, right. Let's start, shall we? Chacha: Hai! Announcer: Now, Chacha-san, you're not only Seravy's student, but he was the one who raised you. Wasn't he also the previous world's best magician? Chacha: Hai! Announcer: Wasn't it difficult fighting him? Chacha: Hai! Announcer: Ri-ight. Is it true that you defeated the evil Daimou and freed your parents from his evil stone spell? Chacha: Hai! Hai! Announcer: ... ... ... Shiine: Chacha-san, shouldn't you be saying more? Chacha: Anou, Shiine-chan, do you think so? Shiine: Hai, Chacha-san. You're supposed to talk about yourself, not just say 'hai' to every question. You don't want to look stupid, do you? Chacha: ... Waaah! You think I'm stupid, Shiine-chan? You're so mean! Shiine: I didn't mean-- Riiya: I think you're doing great, Chacha! Shuddup, Shiine-chan! You're making Chacha cry. Chacha: Waaah! Shiine-chan thinks I'm stupid! Shiine: N-no! That's not so! Shut your mouth, you stupid mutt. Riiya: Ookami da! Shiine: Mutt! Riiya: Ookami da! Anouncer: Uh, children? *sound of Riiya turning into his wolf cub form* Riiya: *growl* You take that back, Shiine-chan! Chacha: Riiya, kawaii! *choking noises from Riiya* Riiya: Chacha... Can't... breathe... Shiine: I can be cute, too! *sound of Shiine using his magic* Shiine: See? I'm cute, too! *aside* Now Chacha will cuddle me. Hee hee hee. Chacha: Waaaaaugh! A rat! I hate rats! Riiya: I'll get it! Shiine: I'm not a rat; I'm a squirrel! Wait! *WHAM!* Chacha: Yay! Riiya, you squashed it. Sugoi! Shiine: ... ... ... Announcer: This is getting out of hand. Children? The interview? *sound of a door slamming* Marine: Riiya-kuuun? Riiya? Riiya, I know you're here. Chacha: Marine-chan? Marine: Where's Riiya? I heard him on the radio. I know he's here somewhere. *sounds of heavy objects being overturned* Marine: Riiya-kuuuuun! Chacha! Where are you hiding Riiya-kun? Chacha: Waugh! Marine-chan's got her scary face on! Riiya: Chacha! Marine: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'VE GOT A SCARY FACE?! Chacha: Waugh! Riiya, save me! *sounds of running, objects crashing and screams* Announcer: U-uh, thank you Chacha and friends for coming in. We're, uh, unfortunately out of time for today. Join us tomorrow when we interview Seravy and his... talking... doll? Bye for now. *the kids are still screaming and making noise in the background* Announcer: I'm not paid enough for this. Who finds these people, anyway? World's best magician my great, hairy bu-- What do you mean we're still on the air?! Cut it! Cut it--! = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = Er, yea. That was short and dumb. :P Quick notes: Ookami da = Riiya's proclaiming that he's a wolf.